What makes you a zombie?

You might think that Zombies are just people who’ve died and have a big craving for human brains, but this is not always so. You are a Zombie if you do the majority of this list.

  1. You stare into space randomly
  2. You wine or moan a lot
  3. You’re heartless
  4. If you’re always cold
  5. Drag your feet when you walk
  6. Hypnotized easily
  7. Always listening to music
  8. Morbid
  9. You like to watch humans

Unclear of wheather or not you’re apart of the Zombie club? Leave a comment!

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Why Zombies make Better Company

  1. They will always have a better excuse to eat your heart out than anyone else you’ll every meet
  2. You never have to wory about their emotions
  3. They’re pretty much predictable
  4. You know up front you can’t trust them fully
  5. You don’t have to worry about them getting into romantic relationships with them
  6. They’ll love even if you get fat (maybe even more)
  7. They’ll always be that bad smell (rather than it be you)
  8. They don’t discriminate
  9. They throw awesome parties

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