Brandies Candies

Due to my “financial issues” I’ve come up with a plan to pay for school. All week I’ve been coming up with ideas on how to make money (you know, lemonade stand ideas) Lucky for me it’s the 21st century so I can self lemonade everywhere. Now I’m entrusting my readers with super top secret stuff, don’t go around stealing my ideas unless you pay me some (lol).

First of all I’m using Etsy.com It should be up by Monday so far I am only selling ear warmers but I’m also going to sell

  • Hot chocolate mix (special recipe) 
  • Knitted hats, stuffed animals, blankets ex..
  • Painting prints
  • Jewelry
  • and whatever else I come up with.

I’m using my design skills to try to make my product more appealing. If you guys happen upon my page I’d love to have some feedback. I made a Facebook page for my store just for https://www.facebook.com/pages/Brandies-Candies/132435230241588  

So far the concept I have is really dark pictures with bright colored product (the thinking was that the product would stand out while the model is like whatever). 

I’m also giving a free gift to all my buyers which is a super secret. I’m calling it my Tag Project. 

What makes you a zombie?

You might think that Zombies are just people who’ve died and have a big craving for human brains, but this is not always so. You are a Zombie if you do the majority of this list.

  1. You stare into space randomly
  2. You wine or moan a lot
  3. You’re heartless
  4. If you’re always cold
  5. Drag your feet when you walk
  6. Hypnotized easily
  7. Always listening to music
  8. Morbid
  9. You like to watch humans

Unclear of wheather or not you’re apart of the Zombie club? Leave a comment!

Why Zombies make Better Company

  1. They will always have a better excuse to eat your heart out than anyone else you’ll every meet
  2. You never have to wory about their emotions
  3. They’re pretty much predictable
  4. You know up front you can’t trust them fully
  5. You don’t have to worry about them getting into romantic relationships with them
  6. They’ll love even if you get fat (maybe even more)
  7. They’ll always be that bad smell (rather than it be you)
  8. They don’t discriminate
  9. They throw awesome parties

Think of another reason? Post it in a comment!